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Sleep Out of Stock Baby Vest
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£9.50
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Sorry, No Sleep Available!
If there's one thing every new parent learns quickly, it's that sleep becomes a precious commodity that's permanently out of stock! This hilarious baby vest features the message 'SORRY but the sleep you ordered is OUT OF STOCK' in bold gold and white lettering. It's the perfect way to acknowledge the reality that babies don't come with a sleep guarantee, and that 'sleeping like a baby' is the biggest lie ever told. For little ones who've put their parents' sleep on permanent backorder!
Why Exhausted Parents Love It
- Brutally Honest: Every sleep-deprived parent will relate to this message - it's the truth in vest form!
- Bold Gold Lettering: Eye-catching gold 'SORRY' and 'OUT OF STOCK' with white text creates a striking design
- Soft 100% Cotton: Gentle on delicate baby skin and comfortable for all-day wear (even if parents aren't comfortable from lack of sleep!)
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that lasts through countless washes
- Easy Care: Machine washable and practical - because tired parents need simple solutions
- Popper Fastenings: Convenient poppers for easy changes during those 3am wake-ups
- Perfect Conversation Starter: Fellow parents will laugh, nod knowingly, and share their own sleep deprivation stories
- Available in Black or White: Choose your preferred colour for your little sleep thief
Perfect For
This baby vest is ideal for babies who don't believe in sleep, little ones who wake up every hour, night owls who think 3am is party time, and families surviving on caffeine and determination. Perfect for everyday wear, new parent support group meetings, doctor's appointments where you'll be asked about sleep, family visits where relatives will offer unhelpful sleep advice, or as a fun outfit for babies aged 0-18 months who are keeping their parents in a permanent state of exhaustion!
A Hilarious Gift for New Parents
This vest makes a brilliant gift for baby showers (setting realistic expectations!), new parents in the trenches of sleep deprivation, friends whose babies don't sleep, or as a solidarity present for fellow exhausted parents. It's perfect for parents with a sense of humour about the sleepless nights, families who appreciate honest baby humour, or as a gift that says 'I see you, I know you're exhausted, and I'm here for you'. Also makes a great gift from grandparents who remember the sleep deprivation all too well, or from friends who want to acknowledge the reality of new parenthood with humour!
The Sleep Deprivation Reality
Before baby arrives, you think you understand what tired means. Then baby comes home and you discover a whole new level of exhaustion you didn't know existed. You'd happily pay any amount for just a few hours of uninterrupted sleep, but unfortunately, it's permanently out of stock. You try everything - feeding, rocking, white noise, darkness, swaddling, not swaddling - but baby has their own ideas about sleep (which usually involve not doing it). This vest celebrates that exhausting, frustrating, and utterly universal experience of new parenthood. Because if you can't laugh about it, you'll cry (and you're probably already crying from exhaustion anyway!).
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton - soft, breathable, and gentle on baby's skin
- Design: Gold 'SORRY' and 'OUT OF STOCK' with white text 'but the sleep you ordered is'
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for durability
- Style: Short-sleeved bodysuit with popper fastenings
- Available Sizes: 0-3 Months, 3-6 Months, 6-12 Months, 12-18 Months
- Colour Options: Black or White
- Weight: 200gsm
- Perfect for: Babies who don't sleep, exhausted parents, and everyday wear
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant and print intact
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - easy care for when you're too tired to think straight!
Size Guide
| Size | Length (cm) |
|---|---|
| 0-3 Months | 53/60cm |
| 3-6 Months | 60/66cm |
| 6-12 Months | 66/76cm |
| 12-18 Months | 76/86cm |
Sleep: currently unavailable. Expected restock date: when they're teenagers!
Regular price
£9.50
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Sorry, No Sleep Available!
If there's one thing every new parent learns quickly, it's that sleep becomes a precious commodity that's permanently out of stock! This hilarious baby vest features the message 'SORRY but the sleep you ordered is OUT OF STOCK' in bold gold and white lettering. It's the perfect way to acknowledge the reality that babies don't come with a sleep guarantee, and that 'sleeping like a baby' is the biggest lie ever told. For little ones who've put their parents' sleep on permanent backorder!
Why Exhausted Parents Love It
- Brutally Honest: Every sleep-deprived parent will relate to this message - it's the truth in vest form!
- Bold Gold Lettering: Eye-catching gold 'SORRY' and 'OUT OF STOCK' with white text creates a striking design
- Soft 100% Cotton: Gentle on delicate baby skin and comfortable for all-day wear (even if parents aren't comfortable from lack of sleep!)
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that lasts through countless washes
- Easy Care: Machine washable and practical - because tired parents need simple solutions
- Popper Fastenings: Convenient poppers for easy changes during those 3am wake-ups
- Perfect Conversation Starter: Fellow parents will laugh, nod knowingly, and share their own sleep deprivation stories
- Available in Black or White: Choose your preferred colour for your little sleep thief
Perfect For
This baby vest is ideal for babies who don't believe in sleep, little ones who wake up every hour, night owls who think 3am is party time, and families surviving on caffeine and determination. Perfect for everyday wear, new parent support group meetings, doctor's appointments where you'll be asked about sleep, family visits where relatives will offer unhelpful sleep advice, or as a fun outfit for babies aged 0-18 months who are keeping their parents in a permanent state of exhaustion!
A Hilarious Gift for New Parents
This vest makes a brilliant gift for baby showers (setting realistic expectations!), new parents in the trenches of sleep deprivation, friends whose babies don't sleep, or as a solidarity present for fellow exhausted parents. It's perfect for parents with a sense of humour about the sleepless nights, families who appreciate honest baby humour, or as a gift that says 'I see you, I know you're exhausted, and I'm here for you'. Also makes a great gift from grandparents who remember the sleep deprivation all too well, or from friends who want to acknowledge the reality of new parenthood with humour!
The Sleep Deprivation Reality
Before baby arrives, you think you understand what tired means. Then baby comes home and you discover a whole new level of exhaustion you didn't know existed. You'd happily pay any amount for just a few hours of uninterrupted sleep, but unfortunately, it's permanently out of stock. You try everything - feeding, rocking, white noise, darkness, swaddling, not swaddling - but baby has their own ideas about sleep (which usually involve not doing it). This vest celebrates that exhausting, frustrating, and utterly universal experience of new parenthood. Because if you can't laugh about it, you'll cry (and you're probably already crying from exhaustion anyway!).
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton - soft, breathable, and gentle on baby's skin
- Design: Gold 'SORRY' and 'OUT OF STOCK' with white text 'but the sleep you ordered is'
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for durability
- Style: Short-sleeved bodysuit with popper fastenings
- Available Sizes: 0-3 Months, 3-6 Months, 6-12 Months, 12-18 Months
- Colour Options: Black or White
- Weight: 200gsm
- Perfect for: Babies who don't sleep, exhausted parents, and everyday wear
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant and print intact
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - easy care for when you're too tired to think straight!
Size Guide
| Size | Length (cm) |
|---|---|
| 0-3 Months | 53/60cm |
| 3-6 Months | 60/66cm |
| 6-12 Months | 66/76cm |
| 12-18 Months | 76/86cm |
Sleep: currently unavailable. Expected restock date: when they're teenagers!
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
Drop us a message before ordering. We can sometimes work magic — but we’re fresh out of time machines.
While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
Thanks for your patience and support 💛
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