Senary Grumpy Old Man Club Story Tile - Personalised Hexagonal Keepsake
Official membership confirmed! Welcome to The Grumpy Old Man Club - where complaining is not just accepted, it's celebrated.
The Grumpy Old Man Club
Featuring the tongue-in-cheek inscription: 'The Grumpy Old Man Club | founder member | only happy when complaining' - this tile is a hilarious tribute to the men in our lives who've perfected the art of the grumble, the moan, and the well-timed complaint about 'kids these days'.
Fully Personalised
Make this official membership certificate complete by adding:
• The recipient's name
• Their year of birth (establishing their credentials as a founding member!)
Each detail is carefully engraved to create a personalised piece that's guaranteed to get a laugh - even from the grumpiest of recipients.
The Perfect Gift with a Wink
This tile makes a brilliant Father's Day gift, birthday present, or retirement gift for the man who has everything (and an opinion about all of it). It's a playful way to acknowledge his grumpy tendencies whilst showing you love him for exactly who he is - moaning and all!
A Gift That Gets a Laugh
Perfect for dads, grandads, uncles, or any man who's earned his stripes in the complaining department. It's the kind of gift that says 'I see you, I know you, and I think you're brilliant - even when you're grumbling about the weather, the traffic, and the price of everything.'
Build the Collection
Add this tile to an existing Senary collection or start a new one. Each tile tells a story, and together they create a beautiful gallery wall that celebrates family, love, and all of life's quirks and characters.
The Details
- Engraved into premium 4mm veneered wood
- Hexagonal shape: approximately 110mm x 127mm
- Easy wall mounting with specially designed magnetic fixings (included)
- Handcrafted with care in the UK
- Personalised with name and year of birth
Build Your Story
The more tiles you collect, the better the value! Mix and match designs to create your own unique family gallery:
• 1 tile - £19.95
• 3 tiles - £39.95 (just £13.32 each!)
• 7 tiles - £79.95 (just £11.42 each!)
Every family has a story worth telling. Celebrate yours (grumbles and all) with Senary.
Official membership confirmed! Welcome to The Grumpy Old Man Club - where complaining is not just accepted, it's celebrated.
The Grumpy Old Man Club
Featuring the tongue-in-cheek inscription: 'The Grumpy Old Man Club | founder member | only happy when complaining' - this tile is a hilarious tribute to the men in our lives who've perfected the art of the grumble, the moan, and the well-timed complaint about 'kids these days'.
Fully Personalised
Make this official membership certificate complete by adding:
• The recipient's name
• Their year of birth (establishing their credentials as a founding member!)
Each detail is carefully engraved to create a personalised piece that's guaranteed to get a laugh - even from the grumpiest of recipients.
The Perfect Gift with a Wink
This tile makes a brilliant Father's Day gift, birthday present, or retirement gift for the man who has everything (and an opinion about all of it). It's a playful way to acknowledge his grumpy tendencies whilst showing you love him for exactly who he is - moaning and all!
A Gift That Gets a Laugh
Perfect for dads, grandads, uncles, or any man who's earned his stripes in the complaining department. It's the kind of gift that says 'I see you, I know you, and I think you're brilliant - even when you're grumbling about the weather, the traffic, and the price of everything.'
Build the Collection
Add this tile to an existing Senary collection or start a new one. Each tile tells a story, and together they create a beautiful gallery wall that celebrates family, love, and all of life's quirks and characters.
The Details
- Engraved into premium 4mm veneered wood
- Hexagonal shape: approximately 110mm x 127mm
- Easy wall mounting with specially designed magnetic fixings (included)
- Handcrafted with care in the UK
- Personalised with name and year of birth
Build Your Story
The more tiles you collect, the better the value! Mix and match designs to create your own unique family gallery:
• 1 tile - £19.95
• 3 tiles - £39.95 (just £13.32 each!)
• 7 tiles - £79.95 (just £11.42 each!)
Every family has a story worth telling. Celebrate yours (grumbles and all) with Senary.
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
Drop us a message before ordering. We can sometimes work magic — but we’re fresh out of time machines.
While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
Thanks for your patience and support 💛
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