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Nappy Downloading Baby Vest
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£9.50
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Every parent knows that moment - you've just changed baby's nappy, and within seconds, you hear that telltale sound. This hilarious baby vest features the message 'NAPPY DOWNLOADING - PLEASE WAIT...' complete with a loading bar, perfectly capturing the reality of baby life. It's a lighthearted nod to the fact that babies seem to have impeccable timing when it comes to filling their nappies, usually right after a fresh change! Perfect for little ones who are experts at the art of nappy timing.
Why Parents Love It
- Hilariously Relatable: Every parent has experienced the 'nappy downloading' phenomenon - this vest just makes it official!
- Loading Bar Design: The progress bar adds a fun, modern tech twist to the reality of nappy changes
- Soft 100% Cotton: Gentle on delicate baby skin and comfortable for all-day wear (and multiple nappy changes!)
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that lasts through countless washes
- Easy Care: Machine washable and practical - because parents need clothing that can handle anything
- Popper Fastenings: Convenient poppers for easy nappy changes (which will be frequent!)
- Great Conversation Starter: Fellow parents will instantly get the joke and share their own nappy stories
- Available in Black or White: Choose your preferred colour for your little download expert
Perfect For
This baby vest is ideal for babies with impeccable (or terrible!) nappy timing, little ones who seem to know exactly when you've just put a fresh nappy on, and families who appreciate the humour in the chaos of parenthood. Perfect for everyday wear, doctor's appointments (where babies always seem to perform!), family visits, casual outings, or as a fun outfit for babies aged 0-18 months who are keeping their parents on their toes with constant nappy changes!
A Perfect Gift
This vest makes a brilliant gift for baby showers, new parents who need a laugh, first-time parents discovering the reality of nappy changes, or as a funny present for friends' babies. It's perfect for parents with a sense of humour about the less glamorous side of baby life, tech-savvy parents who'll appreciate the loading bar reference, or as a lighthearted gift that acknowledges the reality of having a newborn. Also makes a great gift from grandparents, aunts and uncles, or friends who remember the nappy change marathon all too well!
The Nappy Download Reality
It's one of the universal truths of parenthood - you change baby's nappy, get them all clean and fresh, put on a new nappy, and before you've even finished fastening their clothes, you hear it. The unmistakable sound of a nappy downloading. It's like babies have a sixth sense for the worst possible timing! This vest celebrates that hilarious, frustrating, and utterly relatable aspect of baby life. Because if you can't laugh about it, you'll cry (and you're probably already crying from sleep deprivation anyway!).
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton - soft, breathable, and gentle on baby's skin
- Design: White text reading 'NAPPY DOWNLOADING - PLEASE WAIT...' with loading bar graphic
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for durability
- Style: Short-sleeved bodysuit with popper fastenings
- Available Sizes: 0-3 Months, 3-6 Months, 6-12 Months, 12-18 Months
- Colour Options: Black or White
- Weight: 200gsm
- Perfect for: Babies with perfect (terrible!) nappy timing, funny photoshoots, and everyday wear
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant and print intact
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - you'll be doing a lot of washing with all those nappy changes!
Size Guide
| Size | Length (cm) |
|---|---|
| 0-3 Months | 53/60cm |
| 3-6 Months | 60/66cm |
| 6-12 Months | 66/76cm |
| 12-18 Months | 76/86cm |
Download in progress... please wait (and have another nappy ready!)
Regular price
£9.50
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Loading... Please Wait!
Every parent knows that moment - you've just changed baby's nappy, and within seconds, you hear that telltale sound. This hilarious baby vest features the message 'NAPPY DOWNLOADING - PLEASE WAIT...' complete with a loading bar, perfectly capturing the reality of baby life. It's a lighthearted nod to the fact that babies seem to have impeccable timing when it comes to filling their nappies, usually right after a fresh change! Perfect for little ones who are experts at the art of nappy timing.
Why Parents Love It
- Hilariously Relatable: Every parent has experienced the 'nappy downloading' phenomenon - this vest just makes it official!
- Loading Bar Design: The progress bar adds a fun, modern tech twist to the reality of nappy changes
- Soft 100% Cotton: Gentle on delicate baby skin and comfortable for all-day wear (and multiple nappy changes!)
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that lasts through countless washes
- Easy Care: Machine washable and practical - because parents need clothing that can handle anything
- Popper Fastenings: Convenient poppers for easy nappy changes (which will be frequent!)
- Great Conversation Starter: Fellow parents will instantly get the joke and share their own nappy stories
- Available in Black or White: Choose your preferred colour for your little download expert
Perfect For
This baby vest is ideal for babies with impeccable (or terrible!) nappy timing, little ones who seem to know exactly when you've just put a fresh nappy on, and families who appreciate the humour in the chaos of parenthood. Perfect for everyday wear, doctor's appointments (where babies always seem to perform!), family visits, casual outings, or as a fun outfit for babies aged 0-18 months who are keeping their parents on their toes with constant nappy changes!
A Perfect Gift
This vest makes a brilliant gift for baby showers, new parents who need a laugh, first-time parents discovering the reality of nappy changes, or as a funny present for friends' babies. It's perfect for parents with a sense of humour about the less glamorous side of baby life, tech-savvy parents who'll appreciate the loading bar reference, or as a lighthearted gift that acknowledges the reality of having a newborn. Also makes a great gift from grandparents, aunts and uncles, or friends who remember the nappy change marathon all too well!
The Nappy Download Reality
It's one of the universal truths of parenthood - you change baby's nappy, get them all clean and fresh, put on a new nappy, and before you've even finished fastening their clothes, you hear it. The unmistakable sound of a nappy downloading. It's like babies have a sixth sense for the worst possible timing! This vest celebrates that hilarious, frustrating, and utterly relatable aspect of baby life. Because if you can't laugh about it, you'll cry (and you're probably already crying from sleep deprivation anyway!).
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton - soft, breathable, and gentle on baby's skin
- Design: White text reading 'NAPPY DOWNLOADING - PLEASE WAIT...' with loading bar graphic
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for durability
- Style: Short-sleeved bodysuit with popper fastenings
- Available Sizes: 0-3 Months, 3-6 Months, 6-12 Months, 12-18 Months
- Colour Options: Black or White
- Weight: 200gsm
- Perfect for: Babies with perfect (terrible!) nappy timing, funny photoshoots, and everyday wear
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant and print intact
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - you'll be doing a lot of washing with all those nappy changes!
Size Guide
| Size | Length (cm) |
|---|---|
| 0-3 Months | 53/60cm |
| 3-6 Months | 60/66cm |
| 6-12 Months | 66/76cm |
| 12-18 Months | 76/86cm |
Download in progress... please wait (and have another nappy ready!)
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
Drop us a message before ordering. We can sometimes work magic — but we’re fresh out of time machines.
While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
Thanks for your patience and support 💛
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