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Mum Definition - Wooden Desk Plaque
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£12.50
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The Perfect Definition of Mum
A heartwarming and humorous tribute to everything mums do. This beautifully engraved wooden desk plaque celebrates the superhuman skills, endless patience, and fierce love that make mums so extraordinary.
The Definition
Mum (muh-m) noun
A highly skilled person, capable of performing the work of 20 people; bringer of snacks, healer of bumps, bruises and broken hearts - your fiercest defender.
See also: lie detector, heroine
Adorned with little hearts and decorative corner flourishes, this plaque perfectly captures the truth about motherhood - it's demanding, it's exhausting, and it's the most important job in the world.
Tactile & Beautiful
Unlike framed pieces, these desk plaques showcase the natural beauty of the wood grain and the precision of the laser engraving. You can see and feel the quality of the craftsmanship. The plaque comes with a clever three-piece wooden easel stand that slots together easily, allowing you to display it on a desk, shelf, bedside table, or mantelpiece.
The Details
- Laser-engraved into premium veneered wood
- Choose from 6 different wood species
- Size: 140mm x 140mm
- Includes self-assembly wooden easel stand (3 pieces that slot together)
- No frame - showcases the natural wood grain
- Made with care in the UK
Special Offer
Buy 2 desk plaques for £20.00 - mix and match designs to create the perfect gift set!
The ultimate Mother's Day gift, birthday present, or just-because gesture to show mum how much she's appreciated. Perfect for mums, stepmums, grandmas, and all the amazing mother figures in your life.
Regular price
£12.50
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
The Perfect Definition of Mum
A heartwarming and humorous tribute to everything mums do. This beautifully engraved wooden desk plaque celebrates the superhuman skills, endless patience, and fierce love that make mums so extraordinary.
The Definition
Mum (muh-m) noun
A highly skilled person, capable of performing the work of 20 people; bringer of snacks, healer of bumps, bruises and broken hearts - your fiercest defender.
See also: lie detector, heroine
Adorned with little hearts and decorative corner flourishes, this plaque perfectly captures the truth about motherhood - it's demanding, it's exhausting, and it's the most important job in the world.
Tactile & Beautiful
Unlike framed pieces, these desk plaques showcase the natural beauty of the wood grain and the precision of the laser engraving. You can see and feel the quality of the craftsmanship. The plaque comes with a clever three-piece wooden easel stand that slots together easily, allowing you to display it on a desk, shelf, bedside table, or mantelpiece.
The Details
- Laser-engraved into premium veneered wood
- Choose from 6 different wood species
- Size: 140mm x 140mm
- Includes self-assembly wooden easel stand (3 pieces that slot together)
- No frame - showcases the natural wood grain
- Made with care in the UK
Special Offer
Buy 2 desk plaques for £20.00 - mix and match designs to create the perfect gift set!
The ultimate Mother's Day gift, birthday present, or just-because gesture to show mum how much she's appreciated. Perfect for mums, stepmums, grandmas, and all the amazing mother figures in your life.
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
Drop us a message before ordering. We can sometimes work magic — but we’re fresh out of time machines.
While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
Thanks for your patience and support 💛
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