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I'm Not Feeling Very Talky Today Hoodie - Unisex
Regular price
£39.50
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Fair Warning Given
Some days you just don't have the energy for small talk, forced conversations, or people who don't take a hint. This brilliantly honest unisex hoodie features the message 'I'M NOT FEELING VERY TALKY TODAY' in white, followed by the cheeky response 'Well? Go on then... OFF YOU F***!' in hot pink. It's the perfect way to warn people that today is not the day to test your patience - you've given fair warning, and what happens next is on them! Crafted from super soft cotton/polyester fleece, this hoodie wraps you in comfort whilst clearly communicating your boundaries.
⚠️ Please Note: This product contains strong language and is intended for adults only. Due to the explicit nature of the design, this item is excluded from Google Shopping and Facebook advertising.
Why You'll Love It
- Brutally Honest Message: Clear warning that you're not in the mood for chat - no ambiguity here!
- Unapologetically Direct: The hot pink 'OFF YOU F***!' leaves absolutely no room for misinterpretation
- Relatable for Introverts: Perfect for those days when social battery is at zero and you need people to respect that
- Super Soft Fleece: 50% cotton/50% polyester blend provides incredible warmth and comfort for hiding away from the world
- Pill-Reducing Performance: High-quality fleece maintains its plush feel through countless wears and washes
- Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed fit suitable for everyone
- Practical Features: Drawstring hood (perfect for hiding) and kangaroo pocket for keeping hands warm and away from handshakes
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that won't fade - just like your mood on those days
- 8 Colours: Available in Black, Blue, Charcoal, Green, Grey, Red, Sand, and Yellow
Perfect For
This hoodie is ideal for introverts, people who value their personal space, anyone having a 'don't talk to me' day, and those who appreciate dark humour with a side of profanity. Whether you're an introvert who needs recharge time, someone who's had enough of people today, a person who values honesty over politeness, or simply having one of those days where human interaction feels like too much, this hoodie is for you. Perfect for working from home days, running errands when you don't want to chat, Monday mornings, post-social event recovery, or simply as your official 'leave me alone' uniform. Great for customer service workers on their day off, teachers during school holidays, or anyone who's just done with people today!
A Cheeky Gift for Bold Friends
Know someone who's refreshingly honest about their need for space and doesn't mind a bit of strong language? This hoodie makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, or as a solidarity present for your fellow introvert. It's perfect for friends who hate small talk, colleagues who need their personal space respected, family members who are 'not morning people', or anyone who's mastered the art of setting boundaries with humour and profanity. Also makes a great gift for people in customer-facing jobs who need to decompress, students during exam season, or anyone who deserves the right to have antisocial days without judgement!
The Introvert's Anthem
There's nothing wrong with needing space, quiet time, or simply not being in the mood for conversation. This hoodie celebrates the right to have those days without apology. It's not about being rude - it's about being honest and setting clear boundaries. The warning is there in white and hot pink - if people choose to ignore it, well, they've been told! Sometimes the best form of self-care is being upfront about your limits and this hoodie does exactly that with style and a healthy dose of British directness.
Product Details
- Material: 50% Cotton/50% Polyester fleece for ultimate softness and comfort
- Design: 'I'M NOT FEELING VERY TALKY TODAY' in white, 'Well? Go on then... OFF YOU F***!' in hot pink - front chest print
- Style: Pullover hoodie with drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for long-lasting quality
- Fit: Unisex - comfortable, relaxed fit for all
- Available Sizes: S (34"-36"), M (38"-40"), L (42"-44"), XL (46"-48"), XXL (50"-52")
- Colour Options: Black, Blue, Charcoal, Green, Grey, Red, Sand, Yellow
- Weight: 271g - substantial warmth for hiding from the world
- Perfect for: Introverts, boundary-setters, and anyone having a 'don't talk to me' day
- Age Suitability: Adults only - contains strong language
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable for easy care
Size Guide - Unisex
| Size | Chest |
|---|---|
| Small | 34"-36" |
| Medium | 38"-40" |
| Large | 42"-44" |
| X-Large | 46"-48" |
| XX-Large | 50"-52" |
You've been warned - proceed at your own risk!
Regular price
£39.50
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Fair Warning Given
Some days you just don't have the energy for small talk, forced conversations, or people who don't take a hint. This brilliantly honest unisex hoodie features the message 'I'M NOT FEELING VERY TALKY TODAY' in white, followed by the cheeky response 'Well? Go on then... OFF YOU F***!' in hot pink. It's the perfect way to warn people that today is not the day to test your patience - you've given fair warning, and what happens next is on them! Crafted from super soft cotton/polyester fleece, this hoodie wraps you in comfort whilst clearly communicating your boundaries.
⚠️ Please Note: This product contains strong language and is intended for adults only. Due to the explicit nature of the design, this item is excluded from Google Shopping and Facebook advertising.
Why You'll Love It
- Brutally Honest Message: Clear warning that you're not in the mood for chat - no ambiguity here!
- Unapologetically Direct: The hot pink 'OFF YOU F***!' leaves absolutely no room for misinterpretation
- Relatable for Introverts: Perfect for those days when social battery is at zero and you need people to respect that
- Super Soft Fleece: 50% cotton/50% polyester blend provides incredible warmth and comfort for hiding away from the world
- Pill-Reducing Performance: High-quality fleece maintains its plush feel through countless wears and washes
- Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed fit suitable for everyone
- Practical Features: Drawstring hood (perfect for hiding) and kangaroo pocket for keeping hands warm and away from handshakes
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that won't fade - just like your mood on those days
- 8 Colours: Available in Black, Blue, Charcoal, Green, Grey, Red, Sand, and Yellow
Perfect For
This hoodie is ideal for introverts, people who value their personal space, anyone having a 'don't talk to me' day, and those who appreciate dark humour with a side of profanity. Whether you're an introvert who needs recharge time, someone who's had enough of people today, a person who values honesty over politeness, or simply having one of those days where human interaction feels like too much, this hoodie is for you. Perfect for working from home days, running errands when you don't want to chat, Monday mornings, post-social event recovery, or simply as your official 'leave me alone' uniform. Great for customer service workers on their day off, teachers during school holidays, or anyone who's just done with people today!
A Cheeky Gift for Bold Friends
Know someone who's refreshingly honest about their need for space and doesn't mind a bit of strong language? This hoodie makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, or as a solidarity present for your fellow introvert. It's perfect for friends who hate small talk, colleagues who need their personal space respected, family members who are 'not morning people', or anyone who's mastered the art of setting boundaries with humour and profanity. Also makes a great gift for people in customer-facing jobs who need to decompress, students during exam season, or anyone who deserves the right to have antisocial days without judgement!
The Introvert's Anthem
There's nothing wrong with needing space, quiet time, or simply not being in the mood for conversation. This hoodie celebrates the right to have those days without apology. It's not about being rude - it's about being honest and setting clear boundaries. The warning is there in white and hot pink - if people choose to ignore it, well, they've been told! Sometimes the best form of self-care is being upfront about your limits and this hoodie does exactly that with style and a healthy dose of British directness.
Product Details
- Material: 50% Cotton/50% Polyester fleece for ultimate softness and comfort
- Design: 'I'M NOT FEELING VERY TALKY TODAY' in white, 'Well? Go on then... OFF YOU F***!' in hot pink - front chest print
- Style: Pullover hoodie with drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for long-lasting quality
- Fit: Unisex - comfortable, relaxed fit for all
- Available Sizes: S (34"-36"), M (38"-40"), L (42"-44"), XL (46"-48"), XXL (50"-52")
- Colour Options: Black, Blue, Charcoal, Green, Grey, Red, Sand, Yellow
- Weight: 271g - substantial warmth for hiding from the world
- Perfect for: Introverts, boundary-setters, and anyone having a 'don't talk to me' day
- Age Suitability: Adults only - contains strong language
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable for easy care
Size Guide - Unisex
| Size | Chest |
|---|---|
| Small | 34"-36" |
| Medium | 38"-40" |
| Large | 42"-44" |
| X-Large | 46"-48" |
| XX-Large | 50"-52" |
You've been warned - proceed at your own risk!
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
Drop us a message before ordering. We can sometimes work magic — but we’re fresh out of time machines.
While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
Thanks for your patience and support 💛
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