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Not Feeling Very Talky Today T-Shirt - Ladies' Fit
Regular price
£19.50
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
⚠️ ADULT CONTENT WARNING ⚠️
This t-shirt contains strong language and is intended for adults only. Not suitable for children.
For Those Days When You Just Can't
We've all had those days when the last thing you want to do is engage in small talk, answer questions, or deal with people in general. This brilliantly honest ladies' fit t-shirt says it all: 'I'm not feeling very talky today. Well! Go on then... OFF YOU F***'. Featuring a clever three-colour design in white, pink, and grey, this tee perfectly captures that mood when you're done with human interaction and just want everyone to leave you alone. It's funny, it's relatable, and it's unapologetically honest.
Why You'll Love It
- Hilariously Honest Message: Says exactly what you're thinking on those days when you just can't deal with people
- Three-Colour Design: White, pink, and grey text creates visual interest and emphasises the punchline
- Relatable Humour: Every woman has had days like this - this t-shirt gives voice to that feeling
- Ladies' Fit: Tailored specifically for women with a flattering cut that's comfortable and feminine
- Premium 100% Cotton: Soft, breathable fabric perfect for those days when comfort is everything
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that stands up to regular wear and washing
- 8 Gorgeous Colours: Available in Black, Charcoal, Heliconia, Navy, Red, Royal Blue, Sand, and White
Perfect For
This t-shirt is ideal for introverts, women who value their personal space, and anyone who's ever needed a 'do not disturb' sign for real life. Whether you're having a bad day, dealing with too many people, recovering from social overload, or simply not in the mood for conversation, this tee sends a clear message. Perfect for wearing at home on your days off, running errands when you don't want to chat, or as a warning to family members that today is not the day for nonsense. Great for introverts, people who work in customer service (and need a break!), and anyone who occasionally needs the world to just leave them alone.
A Cheeky Gift
Please note: This is an adult-themed item with strong language. Only gift to those who will appreciate the humour!
Know someone who's refreshingly honest about their need for personal space? This t-shirt makes a hilarious gift for birthdays, Christmas, or as a solidarity present for your fellow introvert friends. It's perfect for women who don't suffer fools gladly, friends who value their alone time, or anyone who's ever fantasised about telling people to go away (but in a funny way). Also makes a great gift for customer service workers, teachers on holiday, or anyone who deals with people all day and occasionally needs a break.
The Introvert's Anthem
There's nothing wrong with needing space, wanting quiet, or simply not being in the mood for conversation. Some days you wake up with limited social energy, and that's perfectly okay. This t-shirt celebrates the right to have those days when you're just not feeling very talky - and the right to tell people (politely, or not so politely) to respect that boundary. It's honest, it's funny, and it's a reminder that your energy is precious and you don't owe anyone your time or attention when you're not up for it.
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton for breathability and comfort
- Design: Three-colour print - 'I'm not feeling very talky today' in white, 'Well! Go on then...' in pink, 'OFF YOU F***' in grey
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for long-lasting quality
- Fit: Ladies' fit - tailored for a flattering, feminine silhouette
- Available Sizes: S (6/8), M (8/10), L (12), XL (14), XXL (16)
- Colour Options: Black, Charcoal, Heliconia, Navy, Red, Royal Blue, Sand, White
- Weight: 185g - lightweight and comfortable
- Content Warning: Adult-themed item with strong language - not suitable for children
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable for easy care
Size Guide - Ladies' Fit
| Size | UK Size |
|---|---|
| Small | 6/8 |
| Medium | 8/10 |
| Large | 12 |
| X-Large | 14 |
| XX-Large | 16 |
Important: This product contains strong language and is intended for adults only. By purchasing this item, you confirm you are 18 years or older and understand the nature of the design.
Because some days, you're just not feeling very talky - and that's perfectly fine!
Regular price
£19.50
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
⚠️ ADULT CONTENT WARNING ⚠️
This t-shirt contains strong language and is intended for adults only. Not suitable for children.
For Those Days When You Just Can't
We've all had those days when the last thing you want to do is engage in small talk, answer questions, or deal with people in general. This brilliantly honest ladies' fit t-shirt says it all: 'I'm not feeling very talky today. Well! Go on then... OFF YOU F***'. Featuring a clever three-colour design in white, pink, and grey, this tee perfectly captures that mood when you're done with human interaction and just want everyone to leave you alone. It's funny, it's relatable, and it's unapologetically honest.
Why You'll Love It
- Hilariously Honest Message: Says exactly what you're thinking on those days when you just can't deal with people
- Three-Colour Design: White, pink, and grey text creates visual interest and emphasises the punchline
- Relatable Humour: Every woman has had days like this - this t-shirt gives voice to that feeling
- Ladies' Fit: Tailored specifically for women with a flattering cut that's comfortable and feminine
- Premium 100% Cotton: Soft, breathable fabric perfect for those days when comfort is everything
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that stands up to regular wear and washing
- 8 Gorgeous Colours: Available in Black, Charcoal, Heliconia, Navy, Red, Royal Blue, Sand, and White
Perfect For
This t-shirt is ideal for introverts, women who value their personal space, and anyone who's ever needed a 'do not disturb' sign for real life. Whether you're having a bad day, dealing with too many people, recovering from social overload, or simply not in the mood for conversation, this tee sends a clear message. Perfect for wearing at home on your days off, running errands when you don't want to chat, or as a warning to family members that today is not the day for nonsense. Great for introverts, people who work in customer service (and need a break!), and anyone who occasionally needs the world to just leave them alone.
A Cheeky Gift
Please note: This is an adult-themed item with strong language. Only gift to those who will appreciate the humour!
Know someone who's refreshingly honest about their need for personal space? This t-shirt makes a hilarious gift for birthdays, Christmas, or as a solidarity present for your fellow introvert friends. It's perfect for women who don't suffer fools gladly, friends who value their alone time, or anyone who's ever fantasised about telling people to go away (but in a funny way). Also makes a great gift for customer service workers, teachers on holiday, or anyone who deals with people all day and occasionally needs a break.
The Introvert's Anthem
There's nothing wrong with needing space, wanting quiet, or simply not being in the mood for conversation. Some days you wake up with limited social energy, and that's perfectly okay. This t-shirt celebrates the right to have those days when you're just not feeling very talky - and the right to tell people (politely, or not so politely) to respect that boundary. It's honest, it's funny, and it's a reminder that your energy is precious and you don't owe anyone your time or attention when you're not up for it.
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton for breathability and comfort
- Design: Three-colour print - 'I'm not feeling very talky today' in white, 'Well! Go on then...' in pink, 'OFF YOU F***' in grey
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for long-lasting quality
- Fit: Ladies' fit - tailored for a flattering, feminine silhouette
- Available Sizes: S (6/8), M (8/10), L (12), XL (14), XXL (16)
- Colour Options: Black, Charcoal, Heliconia, Navy, Red, Royal Blue, Sand, White
- Weight: 185g - lightweight and comfortable
- Content Warning: Adult-themed item with strong language - not suitable for children
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable for easy care
Size Guide - Ladies' Fit
| Size | UK Size |
|---|---|
| Small | 6/8 |
| Medium | 8/10 |
| Large | 12 |
| X-Large | 14 |
| XX-Large | 16 |
Important: This product contains strong language and is intended for adults only. By purchasing this item, you confirm you are 18 years or older and understand the nature of the design.
Because some days, you're just not feeling very talky - and that's perfectly fine!
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
Drop us a message before ordering. We can sometimes work magic — but we’re fresh out of time machines.
While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
Thanks for your patience and support 💛
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