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Grumpy Old Man Club T-Shirt - Men's
Regular price
£19.50
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Welcome to The Grumpy Old Man Club
Membership is automatic, complaining is mandatory, and happiness is strictly reserved for when there's something to moan about! This brilliantly funny men's t-shirt features our vintage-style 'Grumpy Old Man Club' design with the tagline 'Only Happy When Complaining'. If you or someone you love has perfected the art of grumbling, earned the right to be a bit cantankerous, and finds joy in pointing out what's wrong with the world, this is the perfect t-shirt.
Why Grumpy Men Love It
- Speaks the Truth: Finally, a t-shirt that celebrates the fine art of being grumpy - because someone has to point out when things aren't right!
- Premium 100% Cotton: Soft, breathable fabric that's comfortable whether you're complaining about the weather, the government, or why things were better in the old days
- Vintage-Style Design: Elegant gold and grey design on indigo blue with a classic club badge aesthetic - because grumpy doesn't mean lacking style
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that stands up to regular wear and washing - this design won't fade, even if your enthusiasm for complaining never does
- Instant Recognition: Fellow members of the Grumpy Old Man Club will spot you immediately and nod in solidarity
Perfect For
This t-shirt is ideal for dads, grandads, husbands, uncles, and any man who's reached that perfect age where he's earned the right to be a bit grumpy. Wear it at home whilst reading the newspaper and tutting, at the pub whilst putting the world to rights, on the golf course whilst complaining about your handicap, or just out and about to let everyone know you're a proud member of the club. It makes a brilliant gift for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, retirement, or as a cheeky present for the man in your life who has everything (and an opinion about most of it)!
The Ultimate Father's Day & Christmas Gift
Stuck for gift ideas for the dad or grandad who has everything and complains about most of it? This t-shirt is THE perfect gift for Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays, or retirement. It's funny, relatable, and guaranteed to get a laugh - even from the grumpiest of grumpy old men. It's the gift that says 'we love you, even when you're moaning about the bins not being put out properly'!
The Grumpy Old Man Lifestyle
Every grumpy old man knows the routine: wake up and immediately find something to complain about, spend the day pointing out everything that's wrong with modern life, enjoy a good moan about the weather (too hot, too cold, too wet, too dry), and repeat it all tomorrow. This t-shirt celebrates that time-honoured tradition of being delightfully grumpy and finding fault with just about everything. Because let's face it - someone has to maintain standards!
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton for breathability and all-day comfort
- Design: Vintage-style 'Grumpy Old Man Club' badge with gold and grey detailing
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for long-lasting quality that won't crack or fade
- Fit: Classic men's fit with sizes from Small to XX-Large
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
- Available Colours: Indigo Blue, maroon, military green, navy blue, black, red, white and forest green.
- Weight: 185g - lightweight and comfortable
- Perfect for: Dads, grandads, husbands, uncles, and professional grumps everywhere
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - because grumpy old men need practical clothing
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (inches) | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Small | 34-36" | 86-91cm |
| Medium | 38-40" | 97-102cm |
| Large | 42-44" | 107-112cm |
| X-Large | 46-48" | 117-122cm |
| XX-Large | 50-52" | 127-132cm |
Wear your grumpiness with pride and let everyone know you're a founding member of The Grumpy Old Man Club!
Regular price
£19.50
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Welcome to The Grumpy Old Man Club
Membership is automatic, complaining is mandatory, and happiness is strictly reserved for when there's something to moan about! This brilliantly funny men's t-shirt features our vintage-style 'Grumpy Old Man Club' design with the tagline 'Only Happy When Complaining'. If you or someone you love has perfected the art of grumbling, earned the right to be a bit cantankerous, and finds joy in pointing out what's wrong with the world, this is the perfect t-shirt.
Why Grumpy Men Love It
- Speaks the Truth: Finally, a t-shirt that celebrates the fine art of being grumpy - because someone has to point out when things aren't right!
- Premium 100% Cotton: Soft, breathable fabric that's comfortable whether you're complaining about the weather, the government, or why things were better in the old days
- Vintage-Style Design: Elegant gold and grey design on indigo blue with a classic club badge aesthetic - because grumpy doesn't mean lacking style
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that stands up to regular wear and washing - this design won't fade, even if your enthusiasm for complaining never does
- Instant Recognition: Fellow members of the Grumpy Old Man Club will spot you immediately and nod in solidarity
Perfect For
This t-shirt is ideal for dads, grandads, husbands, uncles, and any man who's reached that perfect age where he's earned the right to be a bit grumpy. Wear it at home whilst reading the newspaper and tutting, at the pub whilst putting the world to rights, on the golf course whilst complaining about your handicap, or just out and about to let everyone know you're a proud member of the club. It makes a brilliant gift for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, retirement, or as a cheeky present for the man in your life who has everything (and an opinion about most of it)!
The Ultimate Father's Day & Christmas Gift
Stuck for gift ideas for the dad or grandad who has everything and complains about most of it? This t-shirt is THE perfect gift for Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays, or retirement. It's funny, relatable, and guaranteed to get a laugh - even from the grumpiest of grumpy old men. It's the gift that says 'we love you, even when you're moaning about the bins not being put out properly'!
The Grumpy Old Man Lifestyle
Every grumpy old man knows the routine: wake up and immediately find something to complain about, spend the day pointing out everything that's wrong with modern life, enjoy a good moan about the weather (too hot, too cold, too wet, too dry), and repeat it all tomorrow. This t-shirt celebrates that time-honoured tradition of being delightfully grumpy and finding fault with just about everything. Because let's face it - someone has to maintain standards!
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton for breathability and all-day comfort
- Design: Vintage-style 'Grumpy Old Man Club' badge with gold and grey detailing
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for long-lasting quality that won't crack or fade
- Fit: Classic men's fit with sizes from Small to XX-Large
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
- Available Colours: Indigo Blue, maroon, military green, navy blue, black, red, white and forest green.
- Weight: 185g - lightweight and comfortable
- Perfect for: Dads, grandads, husbands, uncles, and professional grumps everywhere
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - because grumpy old men need practical clothing
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (inches) | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Small | 34-36" | 86-91cm |
| Medium | 38-40" | 97-102cm |
| Large | 42-44" | 107-112cm |
| X-Large | 46-48" | 117-122cm |
| XX-Large | 50-52" | 127-132cm |
Wear your grumpiness with pride and let everyone know you're a founding member of The Grumpy Old Man Club!
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
Drop us a message before ordering. We can sometimes work magic — but we’re fresh out of time machines.
While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
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