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Your Keys Are Here Keyring - Engraved Wooden Keyring
Regular price
£3.95
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The Keyring That's Never Wrong
Where are my keys? Right here! This brilliantly simple wooden keyring features the message 'Your Keys Are Here!' – and it's absolutely, undeniably, 100% correct every single time. Handcrafted in the Forest of Dean from sustainably sourced offcuts.
We've all been there – frantically searching for keys, checking pockets, retracing steps, asking 'where are my keys?!' Well, this keyring has the answer: they're right here. Wherever the keyring is, that's where your keys are. It's genius in its simplicity, and it never lies!
For Serial Key Losers
If you're someone who's constantly searching for your keys, this keyring is both helpful and hilariously self-aware. It won't stop you losing your keys (let's be honest, nothing will), but at least when you find them, you'll have a little chuckle at the message reminding you that yes, your keys are indeed here. Right where you're holding them. Obviously.
It also makes a brilliant gift for friends and family members who are forever asking 'have you seen my keys?' – a gentle, humorous reminder that the keys are wherever they left them!
Zero-Waste Craftsmanship
These keyrings are crafted from premium offcuts left over from our other products, giving new life to beautiful wood that would otherwise go unused. It's sustainable production that doesn't compromise on quality – each keyring showcases the natural wood grain and character that makes every piece unique.
Key Features
- Brilliantly simple message: 'Your Keys Are Here!' – never wrong!
- Classic oval shape: Traditional keyring design at 50mm x 20mm
- Available in all 6 wood types: Walnut, Beech, Maple, Cherry, Oak, or Ash
- Durable split ring: Secure metal keyring attachment
- Natural wood grain: Each keyring is unique
- Zero-waste production: Crafted from offcuts of other Maverick Creative products
Perfect For
- People who are always losing their keys
- Gifts for forgetful friends and family
- Anyone who appreciates clever, simple humour
- Stocking fillers with a smile
- Key fobs that actually make you laugh
- Replacing boring, generic keyrings
A Gift That Makes People Smile
At just £3.95, this keyring is an affordable little gift that's guaranteed to make people smile. It's perfect for friends who are forever searching for their keys, family members who ask 'where are my keys?' multiple times a day, or simply as a funny stocking filler that combines humour with genuine usefulness.
Every time they pick up their keys, they'll see the message and think 'well, yes, they are here!' It's the kind of gentle, everyday humour that brightens the mundane task of grabbing your keys on the way out the door.
Product Details
- Size: 50mm x 20mm (classic oval keyring shape)
- Wood options: Walnut, Beech, Maple, Cherry, Oak, or Ash
- Design: 'Your Keys Are Here!' engraved text
- Attachment: Metal split ring
- Finish: Natural wood with engraved text
- Production: Crafted from sustainable offcuts
Care Instructions
- Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth if needed
- Avoid prolonged exposure to water
- The natural wood may develop a beautiful patina with use
Handcrafted in the Forest of Dean by Maverick Creative from sustainable offcuts.
Regular price
£3.95
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
The Keyring That's Never Wrong
Where are my keys? Right here! This brilliantly simple wooden keyring features the message 'Your Keys Are Here!' – and it's absolutely, undeniably, 100% correct every single time. Handcrafted in the Forest of Dean from sustainably sourced offcuts.
We've all been there – frantically searching for keys, checking pockets, retracing steps, asking 'where are my keys?!' Well, this keyring has the answer: they're right here. Wherever the keyring is, that's where your keys are. It's genius in its simplicity, and it never lies!
For Serial Key Losers
If you're someone who's constantly searching for your keys, this keyring is both helpful and hilariously self-aware. It won't stop you losing your keys (let's be honest, nothing will), but at least when you find them, you'll have a little chuckle at the message reminding you that yes, your keys are indeed here. Right where you're holding them. Obviously.
It also makes a brilliant gift for friends and family members who are forever asking 'have you seen my keys?' – a gentle, humorous reminder that the keys are wherever they left them!
Zero-Waste Craftsmanship
These keyrings are crafted from premium offcuts left over from our other products, giving new life to beautiful wood that would otherwise go unused. It's sustainable production that doesn't compromise on quality – each keyring showcases the natural wood grain and character that makes every piece unique.
Key Features
- Brilliantly simple message: 'Your Keys Are Here!' – never wrong!
- Classic oval shape: Traditional keyring design at 50mm x 20mm
- Available in all 6 wood types: Walnut, Beech, Maple, Cherry, Oak, or Ash
- Durable split ring: Secure metal keyring attachment
- Natural wood grain: Each keyring is unique
- Zero-waste production: Crafted from offcuts of other Maverick Creative products
Perfect For
- People who are always losing their keys
- Gifts for forgetful friends and family
- Anyone who appreciates clever, simple humour
- Stocking fillers with a smile
- Key fobs that actually make you laugh
- Replacing boring, generic keyrings
A Gift That Makes People Smile
At just £3.95, this keyring is an affordable little gift that's guaranteed to make people smile. It's perfect for friends who are forever searching for their keys, family members who ask 'where are my keys?' multiple times a day, or simply as a funny stocking filler that combines humour with genuine usefulness.
Every time they pick up their keys, they'll see the message and think 'well, yes, they are here!' It's the kind of gentle, everyday humour that brightens the mundane task of grabbing your keys on the way out the door.
Product Details
- Size: 50mm x 20mm (classic oval keyring shape)
- Wood options: Walnut, Beech, Maple, Cherry, Oak, or Ash
- Design: 'Your Keys Are Here!' engraved text
- Attachment: Metal split ring
- Finish: Natural wood with engraved text
- Production: Crafted from sustainable offcuts
Care Instructions
- Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth if needed
- Avoid prolonged exposure to water
- The natural wood may develop a beautiful patina with use
Handcrafted in the Forest of Dean by Maverick Creative from sustainable offcuts.
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
Drop us a message before ordering. We can sometimes work magic — but we’re fresh out of time machines.
While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
Thanks for your patience and support 💛
Don’t worry — we’re not offended. (Much.)
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