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Literally Figuratively Keyring - Grammar Humour Wooden Keyring
Regular price
£3.95
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For the Grammar Pedants Among Us
If misuse of 'literally' makes you twitch, this keyring is for you. This brilliantly witty wooden keyring features the message 'Misuse of "LITERALLY" makes me FIGURATIVELY INSANE', handcrafted in the Forest of Dean from sustainably sourced offcuts.
We've all been there – someone says 'I literally died laughing' and you think 'no, you figuratively died, because you're still here talking to me'. This keyring is a badge of honour for grammar nerds, English teachers, writers, editors, and anyone who appreciates the proper use of language. It's funny because it's true!
Grammar Humour at Its Finest
The beauty of this keyring is that it uses the very words people misuse to make its point. The playful typography mixes script and bold fonts to emphasise the irony, and the message is both educational and hilarious. It's the perfect way to signal to the world that you care about language, you have a sense of humour about it, and you're literally (correctly used!) passionate about grammar.
Zero-Waste Craftsmanship
These keyrings are crafted from premium offcuts left over from our other products, giving new life to beautiful wood that would otherwise go unused. It's sustainable production that doesn't compromise on quality – each keyring showcases the natural wood grain and character that makes every piece unique.
Key Features
- Witty grammar humour: Perfect for language lovers and pedants
- Mixed typography: Script and bold fonts emphasise the message
- Premium wood veneers: Available in Walnut, Beech, Maple, or Cherry for crisp text
- Compact size: Approximately 45mm x 45mm – perfect for keys or bags
- Durable split ring: Secure metal keyring attachment
- Natural wood grain: Each keyring is unique
- Zero-waste production: Crafted from offcuts of other Maverick Creative products
Perfect For
- English teachers and grammar enthusiasts
- Writers, editors, and proofreaders
- Anyone who cringes at language misuse
- Gifts for the grammar pedant in your life
- Stocking fillers for word nerds
- Key fobs, bag charms, or zip pulls
- Signalling your love of proper language use
A Gift for Word Nerds
At just £3.95, this keyring makes a perfect little gift for English teachers, writers, editors, students, or anyone who's ever corrected someone's grammar (even if only in their head). It's funny, relatable, and celebrates the joy of language done properly. Give it to your favourite grammar pedant and watch them literally (yes, literally!) smile with recognition!
Also pairs perfectly with our matching t-shirt and fridge magnet for the complete grammar nerd collection!
Product Details
- Size: Approximately 45mm x 45mm
- Wood options: Walnut, Beech, Maple, or Cherry
- Design: 'Misuse of "LITERALLY" makes me FIGURATIVELY INSANE' with mixed typography
- Attachment: Metal split ring
- Finish: Natural wood with detailed engraving
- Production: Crafted from sustainable offcuts
Care Instructions
- Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth if needed
- Avoid prolonged exposure to water
- The natural wood may develop a beautiful patina with use
Handcrafted in the Forest of Dean by Maverick Creative from sustainable offcuts.
Regular price
£3.95
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
For the Grammar Pedants Among Us
If misuse of 'literally' makes you twitch, this keyring is for you. This brilliantly witty wooden keyring features the message 'Misuse of "LITERALLY" makes me FIGURATIVELY INSANE', handcrafted in the Forest of Dean from sustainably sourced offcuts.
We've all been there – someone says 'I literally died laughing' and you think 'no, you figuratively died, because you're still here talking to me'. This keyring is a badge of honour for grammar nerds, English teachers, writers, editors, and anyone who appreciates the proper use of language. It's funny because it's true!
Grammar Humour at Its Finest
The beauty of this keyring is that it uses the very words people misuse to make its point. The playful typography mixes script and bold fonts to emphasise the irony, and the message is both educational and hilarious. It's the perfect way to signal to the world that you care about language, you have a sense of humour about it, and you're literally (correctly used!) passionate about grammar.
Zero-Waste Craftsmanship
These keyrings are crafted from premium offcuts left over from our other products, giving new life to beautiful wood that would otherwise go unused. It's sustainable production that doesn't compromise on quality – each keyring showcases the natural wood grain and character that makes every piece unique.
Key Features
- Witty grammar humour: Perfect for language lovers and pedants
- Mixed typography: Script and bold fonts emphasise the message
- Premium wood veneers: Available in Walnut, Beech, Maple, or Cherry for crisp text
- Compact size: Approximately 45mm x 45mm – perfect for keys or bags
- Durable split ring: Secure metal keyring attachment
- Natural wood grain: Each keyring is unique
- Zero-waste production: Crafted from offcuts of other Maverick Creative products
Perfect For
- English teachers and grammar enthusiasts
- Writers, editors, and proofreaders
- Anyone who cringes at language misuse
- Gifts for the grammar pedant in your life
- Stocking fillers for word nerds
- Key fobs, bag charms, or zip pulls
- Signalling your love of proper language use
A Gift for Word Nerds
At just £3.95, this keyring makes a perfect little gift for English teachers, writers, editors, students, or anyone who's ever corrected someone's grammar (even if only in their head). It's funny, relatable, and celebrates the joy of language done properly. Give it to your favourite grammar pedant and watch them literally (yes, literally!) smile with recognition!
Also pairs perfectly with our matching t-shirt and fridge magnet for the complete grammar nerd collection!
Product Details
- Size: Approximately 45mm x 45mm
- Wood options: Walnut, Beech, Maple, or Cherry
- Design: 'Misuse of "LITERALLY" makes me FIGURATIVELY INSANE' with mixed typography
- Attachment: Metal split ring
- Finish: Natural wood with detailed engraving
- Production: Crafted from sustainable offcuts
Care Instructions
- Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth if needed
- Avoid prolonged exposure to water
- The natural wood may develop a beautiful patina with use
Handcrafted in the Forest of Dean by Maverick Creative from sustainable offcuts.
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
Drop us a message before ordering. We can sometimes work magic — but we’re fresh out of time machines.
While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
Thanks for your patience and support 💛
Don’t worry — we’re not offended. (Much.)
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