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I Hear What You Are Saying But I Really Just Want To Talk About My Dog Hoodie - Unisex
Regular price
£39.50
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Every Dog Owner Ever
This hilariously relatable unisex hoodie perfectly captures what every dog owner is thinking during conversations: 'I Hear What You Are Saying But I Really Just Want To Talk About My Dog'. Featuring bold white text with a cute paw print in the 'O' of DOG, this cosy pullover is for those who'd rather discuss their dog's latest antics than just about any other topic. Crafted from super soft cotton/polyester fleece, it keeps you warm whilst you politely listen to others but secretly plan how to steer the conversation back to your furry best friend!
Why Dog Lovers Adore It
- Hilariously Honest Message: Says what every dog owner is thinking - yes, I'm listening, but can we talk about my dog now?
- Cute Paw Print Detail: The paw print in the 'O' adds a lovely dog-themed touch
- Super Soft Fleece: 50% cotton/50% polyester blend provides incredible comfort for dog cuddles on the sofa
- Pill-Reducing Performance: High-quality fleece that withstands dog hair and regular washing
- Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed fit suitable for everyone
- Practical Features: Drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket perfect for treats or warming hands during dog walks
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that lasts through countless washes (and dog cuddles!)
- 8 Great Colours: Available in Black, Blue, Charcoal, Green, Grey, Red, Sand, and Yellow
Perfect For
This hoodie is ideal for dog owners, dog lovers, dog parents, professional dog walkers, rescue volunteers, and anyone whose entire personality revolves around their dog. Whether you're someone whose camera roll is 99% dog photos, who talks about their dog constantly, who considers their dog their child, or who genuinely finds their dog more interesting than most people, this hoodie is for you. Perfect for dog walks, cosy days at home with your pup, trips to the dog park, visiting the vet, or casual wear when you're not with your dog but definitely thinking about them. Great for people who interrupt conversations to show dog photos, who celebrate their dog's birthday, and who know more about dog breeds than most other topics!
A Perfect Gift for Dog-Obsessed Friends
Know someone who can't stop talking about their dog? This hoodie makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, or as a treat for the dog-obsessed person in your life. It's perfect for new dog owners who've discovered the joy of dog parenthood, experienced dog lovers who've always been this way, or anyone whose social media is basically a shrine to their furry friend. Also makes a lovely gift for someone who's just adopted a rescue dog, got a new puppy, or simply deserves recognition for being utterly devoted to their canine companion. They'll wear it proudly whilst telling you all about their dog!
The Dog Owner Truth
Let's be honest - dog owners are a special breed of people. We hear what you're saying about your holiday, your job, your weekend plans, and we're genuinely interested... but there's a part of our brain that's thinking 'my dog did the funniest thing this morning' or 'wait until I tell them about my dog's new trick'. It's not that we're not listening - we absolutely are - it's just that our dogs are genuinely the most interesting, clever, funny, adorable creatures on the planet, and we have photographic evidence to prove it. This hoodie celebrates that beautiful obsession with humour and honesty. Because yes, we hear you, but also... can we talk about our dog now?
Product Details
- Material: 50% Cotton/50% Polyester fleece for ultimate comfort
- Design: White text 'I Hear What You Are Saying But I Really Just Want To Talk About My Dog' with paw print in the 'O' - front chest print
- Style: Pullover hoodie with drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for long-lasting quality
- Fit: Unisex - comfortable, relaxed fit for all
- Available Sizes: S (34"-36"), M (38"-40"), L (42"-44"), XL (46"-48"), XXL (50"-52")
- Colour Options: Black, Blue, Charcoal, Green, Grey, Red, Sand, Yellow
- Weight: 271g - cosy and comfortable
- Perfect for: Dog owners, dog lovers, dog parents, and anyone obsessed with their furry friend
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - because dog ownership can be messy!
Size Guide - Unisex
| Size | Chest |
|---|---|
| Small | 34"-36" |
| Medium | 38"-40" |
| Large | 42"-44" |
| X-Large | 46"-48" |
| XX-Large | 50"-52" |
Wear your dog obsession with pride - because your dog really is that interesting!
Regular price
£39.50
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Every Dog Owner Ever
This hilariously relatable unisex hoodie perfectly captures what every dog owner is thinking during conversations: 'I Hear What You Are Saying But I Really Just Want To Talk About My Dog'. Featuring bold white text with a cute paw print in the 'O' of DOG, this cosy pullover is for those who'd rather discuss their dog's latest antics than just about any other topic. Crafted from super soft cotton/polyester fleece, it keeps you warm whilst you politely listen to others but secretly plan how to steer the conversation back to your furry best friend!
Why Dog Lovers Adore It
- Hilariously Honest Message: Says what every dog owner is thinking - yes, I'm listening, but can we talk about my dog now?
- Cute Paw Print Detail: The paw print in the 'O' adds a lovely dog-themed touch
- Super Soft Fleece: 50% cotton/50% polyester blend provides incredible comfort for dog cuddles on the sofa
- Pill-Reducing Performance: High-quality fleece that withstands dog hair and regular washing
- Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed fit suitable for everyone
- Practical Features: Drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket perfect for treats or warming hands during dog walks
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that lasts through countless washes (and dog cuddles!)
- 8 Great Colours: Available in Black, Blue, Charcoal, Green, Grey, Red, Sand, and Yellow
Perfect For
This hoodie is ideal for dog owners, dog lovers, dog parents, professional dog walkers, rescue volunteers, and anyone whose entire personality revolves around their dog. Whether you're someone whose camera roll is 99% dog photos, who talks about their dog constantly, who considers their dog their child, or who genuinely finds their dog more interesting than most people, this hoodie is for you. Perfect for dog walks, cosy days at home with your pup, trips to the dog park, visiting the vet, or casual wear when you're not with your dog but definitely thinking about them. Great for people who interrupt conversations to show dog photos, who celebrate their dog's birthday, and who know more about dog breeds than most other topics!
A Perfect Gift for Dog-Obsessed Friends
Know someone who can't stop talking about their dog? This hoodie makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, or as a treat for the dog-obsessed person in your life. It's perfect for new dog owners who've discovered the joy of dog parenthood, experienced dog lovers who've always been this way, or anyone whose social media is basically a shrine to their furry friend. Also makes a lovely gift for someone who's just adopted a rescue dog, got a new puppy, or simply deserves recognition for being utterly devoted to their canine companion. They'll wear it proudly whilst telling you all about their dog!
The Dog Owner Truth
Let's be honest - dog owners are a special breed of people. We hear what you're saying about your holiday, your job, your weekend plans, and we're genuinely interested... but there's a part of our brain that's thinking 'my dog did the funniest thing this morning' or 'wait until I tell them about my dog's new trick'. It's not that we're not listening - we absolutely are - it's just that our dogs are genuinely the most interesting, clever, funny, adorable creatures on the planet, and we have photographic evidence to prove it. This hoodie celebrates that beautiful obsession with humour and honesty. Because yes, we hear you, but also... can we talk about our dog now?
Product Details
- Material: 50% Cotton/50% Polyester fleece for ultimate comfort
- Design: White text 'I Hear What You Are Saying But I Really Just Want To Talk About My Dog' with paw print in the 'O' - front chest print
- Style: Pullover hoodie with drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for long-lasting quality
- Fit: Unisex - comfortable, relaxed fit for all
- Available Sizes: S (34"-36"), M (38"-40"), L (42"-44"), XL (46"-48"), XXL (50"-52")
- Colour Options: Black, Blue, Charcoal, Green, Grey, Red, Sand, Yellow
- Weight: 271g - cosy and comfortable
- Perfect for: Dog owners, dog lovers, dog parents, and anyone obsessed with their furry friend
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - because dog ownership can be messy!
Size Guide - Unisex
| Size | Chest |
|---|---|
| Small | 34"-36" |
| Medium | 38"-40" |
| Large | 42"-44" |
| X-Large | 46"-48" |
| XX-Large | 50"-52" |
Wear your dog obsession with pride - because your dog really is that interesting!
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
Drop us a message before ordering. We can sometimes work magic — but we’re fresh out of time machines.
While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
Thanks for your patience and support 💛
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