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What's That Smell Baby Vest
Regular price
£9.50
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The Awkward Realisation
Every parent knows that moment - you're out in public, you catch a whiff of something suspicious, you look around wondering where it's coming from, and then the realisation hits... it's your baby! This hilarious baby vest features the message 'what's that smell? OH, WAIT... it's me #awkward' in playful black and grey lettering. It's the perfect acknowledgement that babies have absolutely no shame about their bodily functions, and parents just have to deal with it. For little ones who specialise in perfectly-timed nappy explosions!
Why Parents Love It
- Hilariously Relatable: Every parent has experienced the 'what's that smell' moment - this vest just makes it official!
- Playful Design: Mix of black and grey text with '#awkward' creates a fun, modern look
- Soft 100% Cotton: Gentle on delicate baby skin and comfortable for all-day wear (and all those nappy changes!)
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that lasts through countless washes (and you'll be doing a lot of washing!)
- Easy Care: Machine washable and practical - essential for dealing with baby messes
- Popper Fastenings: Convenient poppers for quick nappy changes when that smell strikes
- Great Conversation Starter: Fellow parents will laugh and share their own 'what's that smell' stories
- Available in Black or White: Choose your preferred colour for your little stinker
Perfect For
This baby vest is ideal for babies with impeccable timing for nappy explosions, little ones who specialise in public poo incidents, and families who've learnt to laugh at the messy reality of baby life. Perfect for everyday wear, trips to the supermarket (where it always happens!), family gatherings, doctor's appointments, or as a fun outfit for babies aged 0-18 months who are keeping their parents on constant nappy alert!
A Funny Gift
This vest makes a brilliant gift for baby showers (setting realistic expectations!), new parents discovering the joys of nappy changes, friends whose babies have explosive tendencies, or as a funny present that acknowledges the less glamorous side of parenthood. It's perfect for parents with a sense of humour about baby bodily functions, families who appreciate honest baby humour, or as a gift that says 'welcome to parenthood - it's messy!'. Also makes a great gift from grandparents who remember the nappy days all too well, or from friends who want to make new parents laugh!
The Nappy Reality
Babies have absolutely no concept of appropriate timing or social etiquette when it comes to filling their nappies. They'll wait until you're in the middle of the supermarket, at a fancy restaurant, visiting relatives, or right after you've just changed them. And they have no shame about it whatsoever! This vest celebrates that hilarious, awkward, and utterly universal experience of baby ownership. Because whilst it might be awkward for parents, baby couldn't care less - they're just doing what comes naturally!
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton - soft, breathable, and gentle on baby's skin
- Design: Black and grey text reading 'what's that smell? OH, WAIT... it's me #awkward'
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for durability
- Style: Short-sleeved bodysuit with popper fastenings
- Available Sizes: 0-3 Months, 3-6 Months, 6-12 Months, 12-18 Months
- Colour Options: Black or White
- Weight: 200gsm
- Perfect for: Babies with no shame, funny photoshoots, and everyday wear
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant and print intact
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - you'll be washing this a lot!
Size Guide
| Size | Length (cm) |
|---|---|
| 0-3 Months | 53/60cm |
| 3-6 Months | 60/66cm |
| 6-12 Months | 66/76cm |
| 12-18 Months | 76/86cm |
What's that smell? Oh... #awkward #sorrynotsorry
Regular price
£9.50
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
The Awkward Realisation
Every parent knows that moment - you're out in public, you catch a whiff of something suspicious, you look around wondering where it's coming from, and then the realisation hits... it's your baby! This hilarious baby vest features the message 'what's that smell? OH, WAIT... it's me #awkward' in playful black and grey lettering. It's the perfect acknowledgement that babies have absolutely no shame about their bodily functions, and parents just have to deal with it. For little ones who specialise in perfectly-timed nappy explosions!
Why Parents Love It
- Hilariously Relatable: Every parent has experienced the 'what's that smell' moment - this vest just makes it official!
- Playful Design: Mix of black and grey text with '#awkward' creates a fun, modern look
- Soft 100% Cotton: Gentle on delicate baby skin and comfortable for all-day wear (and all those nappy changes!)
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that lasts through countless washes (and you'll be doing a lot of washing!)
- Easy Care: Machine washable and practical - essential for dealing with baby messes
- Popper Fastenings: Convenient poppers for quick nappy changes when that smell strikes
- Great Conversation Starter: Fellow parents will laugh and share their own 'what's that smell' stories
- Available in Black or White: Choose your preferred colour for your little stinker
Perfect For
This baby vest is ideal for babies with impeccable timing for nappy explosions, little ones who specialise in public poo incidents, and families who've learnt to laugh at the messy reality of baby life. Perfect for everyday wear, trips to the supermarket (where it always happens!), family gatherings, doctor's appointments, or as a fun outfit for babies aged 0-18 months who are keeping their parents on constant nappy alert!
A Funny Gift
This vest makes a brilliant gift for baby showers (setting realistic expectations!), new parents discovering the joys of nappy changes, friends whose babies have explosive tendencies, or as a funny present that acknowledges the less glamorous side of parenthood. It's perfect for parents with a sense of humour about baby bodily functions, families who appreciate honest baby humour, or as a gift that says 'welcome to parenthood - it's messy!'. Also makes a great gift from grandparents who remember the nappy days all too well, or from friends who want to make new parents laugh!
The Nappy Reality
Babies have absolutely no concept of appropriate timing or social etiquette when it comes to filling their nappies. They'll wait until you're in the middle of the supermarket, at a fancy restaurant, visiting relatives, or right after you've just changed them. And they have no shame about it whatsoever! This vest celebrates that hilarious, awkward, and utterly universal experience of baby ownership. Because whilst it might be awkward for parents, baby couldn't care less - they're just doing what comes naturally!
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton - soft, breathable, and gentle on baby's skin
- Design: Black and grey text reading 'what's that smell? OH, WAIT... it's me #awkward'
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for durability
- Style: Short-sleeved bodysuit with popper fastenings
- Available Sizes: 0-3 Months, 3-6 Months, 6-12 Months, 12-18 Months
- Colour Options: Black or White
- Weight: 200gsm
- Perfect for: Babies with no shame, funny photoshoots, and everyday wear
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant and print intact
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - you'll be washing this a lot!
Size Guide
| Size | Length (cm) |
|---|---|
| 0-3 Months | 53/60cm |
| 3-6 Months | 60/66cm |
| 6-12 Months | 66/76cm |
| 12-18 Months | 76/86cm |
What's that smell? Oh... #awkward #sorrynotsorry
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
Drop us a message before ordering. We can sometimes work magic — but we’re fresh out of time machines.
While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
Thanks for your patience and support 💛
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