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The Nightmare Before Bedtime Baby Vest
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£9.50
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Every Parent's Nightly Horror Story
For the little ones who turn bedtime into an epic battle of wills, this hilarious baby vest is spot on! Featuring 'THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE BEDTIME' in spooky lettering with a cheeky Jack Skellington-inspired face, this vest perfectly captures the reality of trying to get a baby to sleep. If your little one fights bedtime like it's their job, refuses to settle, and turns what should be a peaceful routine into a nightly drama, this vest tells their story perfectly!
Why Sleep-Deprived Parents Love It
- Hilariously Accurate: Every parent knows that bedtime with a baby can feel like a nightmare - this vest just makes it official!
- Spooky-Cute Design: Gothic-style lettering with the iconic stitched smile face creates a fun, recognisable look
- Soft 100% Cotton: Gentle on delicate baby skin and comfortable for all-day wear (even if nighttime is a different story!)
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that lasts through countless washes
- Easy Care: Machine washable and practical - because sleep-deprived parents need simple solutions
- Popper Fastenings: Convenient poppers for easy changes during those multiple night wakings
- Perfect for Photos: Great for capturing baby's mischievous personality
- Available in Black or White: Choose your preferred colour for your little nightmare
Perfect For
This baby vest is ideal for babies who refuse to sleep, little ones who turn bedtime into a battle, night owls in training, and families who've given up on the idea of a peaceful bedtime routine. Perfect for everyday wear, family gatherings where everyone asks 'is baby sleeping through yet?', Halloween (obviously!), casual outings, or as a fun outfit for babies aged 0-18 months who are keeping their parents awake at all hours!
A Perfect Gift for Tired Parents
This vest makes a brilliant gift for new parents surviving the newborn sleep deprivation phase, friends whose babies don't sleep, baby showers (with a realistic warning!), or as a funny present that acknowledges the reality of baby bedtimes. It's perfect for parents with a sense of humour about sleepless nights, fans of The Nightmare Before Christmas, families who appreciate honest baby humour, or as a solidarity gift for fellow sleep-deprived parents. Also makes a great Halloween gift, or simply as a way to say 'I see you, I know you're exhausted, and I'm laughing with you (not at you!)'.
The Bedtime Nightmare
Before you had a baby, bedtime was simple - you got tired, you went to bed, you slept. Then baby arrived and bedtime became a multi-hour production involving feeding, rocking, shushing, tiptoeing, and praying they stay asleep when you put them down. Just when you think they're finally settled, their eyes pop open and the whole process starts again. It's exhausting, frustrating, and sometimes feels like a genuine nightmare. But it's also temporary, and one day you'll miss these chaotic bedtime battles (or so everyone keeps telling you!). This vest celebrates the reality with humour and a nod to one of the best films ever made!
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton - soft, breathable, and gentle on baby's skin
- Design: Black text reading 'THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE BEDTIME' with Jack Skellington-style stitched smile face
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for durability
- Style: Short-sleeved bodysuit with popper fastenings
- Available Sizes: 0-3 Months, 3-6 Months, 6-12 Months, 12-18 Months
- Colour Options: Black or White
- Weight: 200gsm
- Perfect for: Babies who don't sleep, Halloween, and everyday wear for little nightmares
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant and print intact
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - you'll need easy care clothing when you're this tired!
Size Guide
| Size | Length (cm) |
|---|---|
| 0-3 Months | 53/60cm |
| 3-6 Months | 60/66cm |
| 6-12 Months | 66/76cm |
| 12-18 Months | 76/86cm |
What's this? What's this? It's bedtime once again... and baby's wide awake!
Regular price
£9.50
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Every Parent's Nightly Horror Story
For the little ones who turn bedtime into an epic battle of wills, this hilarious baby vest is spot on! Featuring 'THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE BEDTIME' in spooky lettering with a cheeky Jack Skellington-inspired face, this vest perfectly captures the reality of trying to get a baby to sleep. If your little one fights bedtime like it's their job, refuses to settle, and turns what should be a peaceful routine into a nightly drama, this vest tells their story perfectly!
Why Sleep-Deprived Parents Love It
- Hilariously Accurate: Every parent knows that bedtime with a baby can feel like a nightmare - this vest just makes it official!
- Spooky-Cute Design: Gothic-style lettering with the iconic stitched smile face creates a fun, recognisable look
- Soft 100% Cotton: Gentle on delicate baby skin and comfortable for all-day wear (even if nighttime is a different story!)
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that lasts through countless washes
- Easy Care: Machine washable and practical - because sleep-deprived parents need simple solutions
- Popper Fastenings: Convenient poppers for easy changes during those multiple night wakings
- Perfect for Photos: Great for capturing baby's mischievous personality
- Available in Black or White: Choose your preferred colour for your little nightmare
Perfect For
This baby vest is ideal for babies who refuse to sleep, little ones who turn bedtime into a battle, night owls in training, and families who've given up on the idea of a peaceful bedtime routine. Perfect for everyday wear, family gatherings where everyone asks 'is baby sleeping through yet?', Halloween (obviously!), casual outings, or as a fun outfit for babies aged 0-18 months who are keeping their parents awake at all hours!
A Perfect Gift for Tired Parents
This vest makes a brilliant gift for new parents surviving the newborn sleep deprivation phase, friends whose babies don't sleep, baby showers (with a realistic warning!), or as a funny present that acknowledges the reality of baby bedtimes. It's perfect for parents with a sense of humour about sleepless nights, fans of The Nightmare Before Christmas, families who appreciate honest baby humour, or as a solidarity gift for fellow sleep-deprived parents. Also makes a great Halloween gift, or simply as a way to say 'I see you, I know you're exhausted, and I'm laughing with you (not at you!)'.
The Bedtime Nightmare
Before you had a baby, bedtime was simple - you got tired, you went to bed, you slept. Then baby arrived and bedtime became a multi-hour production involving feeding, rocking, shushing, tiptoeing, and praying they stay asleep when you put them down. Just when you think they're finally settled, their eyes pop open and the whole process starts again. It's exhausting, frustrating, and sometimes feels like a genuine nightmare. But it's also temporary, and one day you'll miss these chaotic bedtime battles (or so everyone keeps telling you!). This vest celebrates the reality with humour and a nod to one of the best films ever made!
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton - soft, breathable, and gentle on baby's skin
- Design: Black text reading 'THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE BEDTIME' with Jack Skellington-style stitched smile face
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for durability
- Style: Short-sleeved bodysuit with popper fastenings
- Available Sizes: 0-3 Months, 3-6 Months, 6-12 Months, 12-18 Months
- Colour Options: Black or White
- Weight: 200gsm
- Perfect for: Babies who don't sleep, Halloween, and everyday wear for little nightmares
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant and print intact
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - you'll need easy care clothing when you're this tired!
Size Guide
| Size | Length (cm) |
|---|---|
| 0-3 Months | 53/60cm |
| 3-6 Months | 60/66cm |
| 6-12 Months | 66/76cm |
| 12-18 Months | 76/86cm |
What's this? What's this? It's bedtime once again... and baby's wide awake!
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
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While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
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