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Grammar Lover's Bookmark
Attention all grammar enthusiasts, punctuation perfectionists, and apostrophe advocates! This bookmark is your official badge of honour in the never-ending battle against misplaced commas and rogue apostrophes.
Features:
- Made from premium birch plywood (because quality matters, even in bookmarks)
- Dimensions: 150mm x 40mm x 1.5mm - the perfect size for any book (yes, even grammar guides)
- Witty grammar-themed design that speaks to your inner pedant
- Finished with a decorative tassel (properly attached, we might add)
- Lightweight yet sturdy construction (much like a well-structured sentence)
This bookmark makes the perfect gift for English teachers, editors, writers, or that friend who can't help but correct everyone's Facebook posts. It's a gentle reminder that good grammar never goes out of style, and neither does a good sense of humour about it!
Warning: May cause spontaneous correction of menu boards and social media posts. Use responsibly.
Perfect for book clubs, teacher appreciation gifts, or anyone who knows the difference between "your" and "you're" (and isn't afraid to point it out).
Attention all grammar enthusiasts, punctuation perfectionists, and apostrophe advocates! This bookmark is your official badge of honour in the never-ending battle against misplaced commas and rogue apostrophes.
Features:
- Made from premium birch plywood (because quality matters, even in bookmarks)
- Dimensions: 150mm x 40mm x 1.5mm - the perfect size for any book (yes, even grammar guides)
- Witty grammar-themed design that speaks to your inner pedant
- Finished with a decorative tassel (properly attached, we might add)
- Lightweight yet sturdy construction (much like a well-structured sentence)
This bookmark makes the perfect gift for English teachers, editors, writers, or that friend who can't help but correct everyone's Facebook posts. It's a gentle reminder that good grammar never goes out of style, and neither does a good sense of humour about it!
Warning: May cause spontaneous correction of menu boards and social media posts. Use responsibly.
Perfect for book clubs, teacher appreciation gifts, or anyone who knows the difference between "your" and "you're" (and isn't afraid to point it out).
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
Drop us a message before ordering. We can sometimes work magic — but we’re fresh out of time machines.
While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
Thanks for your patience and support 💛
Don’t worry — we’re not offended. (Much.)
If you’ve scrolled, clicked, zoomed, and squinted and still haven’t found the perfect product, it might be time to go rogue...
👉 Head over to our Custom Builds page and tell us what you really want. We love a challenge, and we’ve got the tools, the talent, and just enough caffeine to make it happen.
Whether it’s weird, wonderful, or wildly specific — we’re here for it.