Talk About My Dog Keyring - Engraved Wooden Keyring

For Dog Lovers Who Can't Help Themselves

I hear what you are saying, but I really just want to talk about MY DOG. This perfectly relatable wooden keyring captures the truth every dog owner knows – no matter what the conversation is about, we'd rather be talking about our dogs! Handcrafted in the Forest of Dean from sustainably sourced offcuts.

The charming paw print in the 'O' of 'DOG' adds a lovely touch, and the message is something every dog parent will recognise. You're trying to have a normal conversation, nodding along politely, but inside you're thinking 'yes, but have I told you what my dog did yesterday?'

The Universal Dog Parent Experience

Dog lovers are a special breed (pun intended!). We have thousands of photos of our dogs on our phones. We talk to them in silly voices. We plan our lives around their walks and mealtimes. And yes, we absolutely want to tell you all about them, even if you're in the middle of explaining something completely unrelated.

This keyring is a badge of honour for proud dog parents who make no apologies for their obsession. It's funny because it's true, and every dog lover will see themselves in this message!

Zero-Waste Craftsmanship

These keyrings are crafted from premium offcuts left over from our other products, giving new life to beautiful wood that would otherwise go unused. It's sustainable production that doesn't compromise on quality – each keyring showcases the natural wood grain and character that makes every piece unique.

Key Features

• Relatable dog lover message: 'I hear what you are saying but I really just want to talk about MY DOG'
• Charming paw print detail: Sweet paw print in the 'O' of 'DOG'
• Premium smooth veneers: Available in Walnut, Beech, Maple, or Cherry for crisp text detail
• Rectangular shape: Landscape orientation perfect for the text layout
• Durable split ring: Secure metal keyring attachment
• Natural wood grain: Each keyring is unique
• Zero-waste production: Crafted from offcuts of other Maverick Creative products

Perfect For

• Devoted dog parents and proud pup owners
• Gifts for friends who never stop talking about their dogs
• Anyone whose camera roll is 90% dog photos
• Stocking fillers for canine enthusiasts
• Key fobs, bag charms, or zip pulls
• Celebrating the special bond with your four-legged friend

A Gift for Dog People

At just £3.95, this keyring is the perfect little gift for the dog lover in your life – or for yourself, because let's be honest, you deserve it! It's funny, relatable, and celebrates the fact that dog people are unapologetically obsessed with their furry companions.

Every time they pick up their keys, they'll smile at the message and think 'yep, that's me!' It's the kind of gentle, everyday humour that dog lovers will absolutely adore.

Also pairs perfectly with our matching fridge magnet for the complete dog-obsessed collection!

Product Details

• Size: Rectangular keyring (landscape orientation)
• Wood options: Walnut, Beech, Maple, or Cherry
• Design: 'I hear what you are saying but I really just want to talk about MY DOG' with paw print detail
• Attachment: Metal split ring
• Finish: Natural wood with detailed engraving
• Production: Crafted from sustainable offcuts

Care Instructions

• Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth if needed
• Avoid prolonged exposure to water
• The natural wood may develop a beautiful patina with use

Handcrafted in the Forest of Dean by Maverick Creative from sustainable offcuts.