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Personalised Swear Box - Wooden Money Box for Adults
Regular price
£15.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.
Turn colourful language into cold, hard cash with this cheeky wooden swear box. Perfect for adults with a potty mouth, this humorous money box features comic-style swear symbols engraved on premium veneered wood – a fun way to save whilst keeping the language clean (or at least profitable!).
Watch your savings grow through the clear acrylic front panel as every slip of the tongue adds to the pot. Whether you're saving for something special or just trying to curb your cursing, this swear jar makes a brilliant novelty gift that'll have them laughing (and saving) for years to come.
Make it personal! Add a name to the front panel to create a truly unique gift.
Key Features
- Premium 4mm veneered wood construction in Maple, Walnut, Beech, or Cherry
- Clear 2mm acrylic front panel – watch those savings stack up
- Velvet-lined bottom for a premium finish
- Comic-style swear symbols laser-engraved design
- Optional personalisation available
- Handcrafted in the Forest of Dean, UK
Available Sizes
| Size | Dimensions (W × D × H) |
|---|---|
| Small | 85mm x 85mm x 85mm |
| Medium | 105mm x 105mm x 150mm |
| Large | 120mm x 120mm x 180mm |
Perfect For
- Adults who need a gentle (and funny) reminder to watch their language
- Office desks and workplace banter
- Novelty gifts for friends, family, or colleagues
- Saving for treats, holidays, or special occasions
- Filling with coins, notes, or even sweets
- Secret Santa and birthday presents with a sense of humour
This wooden swear box combines premium craftsmanship with comedy, making it a memorable gift that keeps on giving.
Regular price
£15.00
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Turn colourful language into cold, hard cash with this cheeky wooden swear box. Perfect for adults with a potty mouth, this humorous money box features comic-style swear symbols engraved on premium veneered wood – a fun way to save whilst keeping the language clean (or at least profitable!).
Watch your savings grow through the clear acrylic front panel as every slip of the tongue adds to the pot. Whether you're saving for something special or just trying to curb your cursing, this swear jar makes a brilliant novelty gift that'll have them laughing (and saving) for years to come.
Make it personal! Add a name to the front panel to create a truly unique gift.
Key Features
- Premium 4mm veneered wood construction in Maple, Walnut, Beech, or Cherry
- Clear 2mm acrylic front panel – watch those savings stack up
- Velvet-lined bottom for a premium finish
- Comic-style swear symbols laser-engraved design
- Optional personalisation available
- Handcrafted in the Forest of Dean, UK
Available Sizes
| Size | Dimensions (W × D × H) |
|---|---|
| Small | 85mm x 85mm x 85mm |
| Medium | 105mm x 105mm x 150mm |
| Large | 120mm x 120mm x 180mm |
Perfect For
- Adults who need a gentle (and funny) reminder to watch their language
- Office desks and workplace banter
- Novelty gifts for friends, family, or colleagues
- Saving for treats, holidays, or special occasions
- Filling with coins, notes, or even sweets
- Secret Santa and birthday presents with a sense of humour
This wooden swear box combines premium craftsmanship with comedy, making it a memorable gift that keeps on giving.
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
Drop us a message before ordering. We can sometimes work magic — but we’re fresh out of time machines.
While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
Thanks for your patience and support 💛
Don’t worry — we’re not offended. (Much.)
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