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Grumpy Old Man Club Hoodie - Unisex
Regular price
£39.50
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Shipping calculated at checkout.
Membership Has Its Privileges
Welcome to The Grumpy Old Man Club - where complaining is not just accepted, it's celebrated! This brilliant unisex hoodie features an ornate vintage-style design with 'The Grumpy Old Man Club' in elegant lettering, complete with decorative flourishes in blue and gold, and the tagline 'Only Happy When Complaining' underneath. It's the perfect uniform for men who've earned the right to be grumpy, have perfected the art of complaining, and wouldn't have it any other way. Crafted from super soft cotton/polyester fleece, it keeps you cosy whilst you grumble about the weather, young people, or whatever else needs complaining about today!
Why Grumpy Old Men Love It
- Vintage Club Design: Ornate badge-style logo with decorative flourishes in blue and gold creates an authentic 'members only' feel
- Hilarious Tagline: 'Only Happy When Complaining' - because it's funny because it's true!
- Super Soft Fleece: 50% cotton/50% polyester blend provides warmth for those who are always complaining it's too cold
- Pill-Reducing Performance: High-quality fleece that won't give you something else to complain about
- Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed fit (because tight clothing is just another thing to moan about)
- Practical Features: Drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket - perfect for keeping hands warm whilst gesturing at things to complain about
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that lasts as long as your list of complaints
- 8 Colours: Available in Black, Blue, Charcoal, Green, Grey, Red, Sand, and Yellow
Perfect For
This hoodie is ideal for grumpy old men, curmudgeons, men of a certain age who've earned their grumpiness, retired gentlemen, and anyone who's perfected the art of complaining with style. Whether you're complaining about the weather, modern technology, young people, the price of things, how things were better in your day, or simply enjoying a good grumble, this hoodie is for you. Perfect for pottering in the shed, trips to the pub, watching sport on TV (and complaining about the referee), gardening (and complaining about the weather), or simply as your official uniform for being gloriously grumpy. Great for Father's Day, retirement gifts, milestone birthdays (50th, 60th, 70th), or for any man who wears his grumpiness as a badge of honour!
The Perfect Gift for Grumpy Gents
Know a grumpy old man who'd appreciate the humour? This hoodie makes a brilliant gift for Father's Day, birthdays, retirement, Christmas, or simply as a cheeky present that acknowledges his grumpy tendencies with affection. It's perfect for dads, granddads, husbands, uncles, or any man who's reached that wonderful age where he's earned the right to be grumpy and doesn't care who knows it. The vintage club design makes it feel special - like he's been inducted into an exclusive society of professional complainers. He'll probably complain about it at first, then wear it constantly!
The Art of Being Grumpy
There's something wonderfully British about a good grumble. Whether it's the weather (too hot, too cold, too wet), modern technology (too complicated), young people (too loud, too entitled), or simply the general state of things (not like it used to be), a proper grumpy old man has opinions and isn't afraid to share them. This hoodie celebrates that glorious tradition of British grumpiness - the kind that's delivered with a twinkle in the eye and a heart of gold underneath. Because the best grumpy old men are the ones who know they're being grumpy and embrace it with humour. After all, if you can't complain, what's the point?
Product Details
- Material: 50% Cotton/50% Polyester fleece for ultimate comfort
- Design: 'The Grumpy Old Man Club' vintage badge with blue and gold flourishes, 'Only Happy When Complaining' tagline - front chest print
- Style: Pullover hoodie with drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for long-lasting quality
- Fit: Unisex - comfortable, relaxed fit
- Available Sizes: S (34"-36"), M (38"-40"), L (42"-44"), XL (46"-48"), XXL (50"-52")
- Colour Options: Black, Blue, Charcoal, Green, Grey, Red, Sand, Yellow
- Weight: 271g - substantial warmth for grumpy old men who are always cold
- Perfect for: Grumpy old men, curmudgeons, and anyone who's only happy when complaining
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - because hand washing is just another thing to complain about
Size Guide - Unisex
| Size | Chest |
|---|---|
| Small | 34"-36" |
| Medium | 38"-40" |
| Large | 42"-44" |
| X-Large | 46"-48" |
| XX-Large | 50"-52" |
Wear your grumpiness with pride - because complaining is an art form, and you're a master!
Regular price
£39.50
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Membership Has Its Privileges
Welcome to The Grumpy Old Man Club - where complaining is not just accepted, it's celebrated! This brilliant unisex hoodie features an ornate vintage-style design with 'The Grumpy Old Man Club' in elegant lettering, complete with decorative flourishes in blue and gold, and the tagline 'Only Happy When Complaining' underneath. It's the perfect uniform for men who've earned the right to be grumpy, have perfected the art of complaining, and wouldn't have it any other way. Crafted from super soft cotton/polyester fleece, it keeps you cosy whilst you grumble about the weather, young people, or whatever else needs complaining about today!
Why Grumpy Old Men Love It
- Vintage Club Design: Ornate badge-style logo with decorative flourishes in blue and gold creates an authentic 'members only' feel
- Hilarious Tagline: 'Only Happy When Complaining' - because it's funny because it's true!
- Super Soft Fleece: 50% cotton/50% polyester blend provides warmth for those who are always complaining it's too cold
- Pill-Reducing Performance: High-quality fleece that won't give you something else to complain about
- Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed fit (because tight clothing is just another thing to moan about)
- Practical Features: Drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket - perfect for keeping hands warm whilst gesturing at things to complain about
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that lasts as long as your list of complaints
- 8 Colours: Available in Black, Blue, Charcoal, Green, Grey, Red, Sand, and Yellow
Perfect For
This hoodie is ideal for grumpy old men, curmudgeons, men of a certain age who've earned their grumpiness, retired gentlemen, and anyone who's perfected the art of complaining with style. Whether you're complaining about the weather, modern technology, young people, the price of things, how things were better in your day, or simply enjoying a good grumble, this hoodie is for you. Perfect for pottering in the shed, trips to the pub, watching sport on TV (and complaining about the referee), gardening (and complaining about the weather), or simply as your official uniform for being gloriously grumpy. Great for Father's Day, retirement gifts, milestone birthdays (50th, 60th, 70th), or for any man who wears his grumpiness as a badge of honour!
The Perfect Gift for Grumpy Gents
Know a grumpy old man who'd appreciate the humour? This hoodie makes a brilliant gift for Father's Day, birthdays, retirement, Christmas, or simply as a cheeky present that acknowledges his grumpy tendencies with affection. It's perfect for dads, granddads, husbands, uncles, or any man who's reached that wonderful age where he's earned the right to be grumpy and doesn't care who knows it. The vintage club design makes it feel special - like he's been inducted into an exclusive society of professional complainers. He'll probably complain about it at first, then wear it constantly!
The Art of Being Grumpy
There's something wonderfully British about a good grumble. Whether it's the weather (too hot, too cold, too wet), modern technology (too complicated), young people (too loud, too entitled), or simply the general state of things (not like it used to be), a proper grumpy old man has opinions and isn't afraid to share them. This hoodie celebrates that glorious tradition of British grumpiness - the kind that's delivered with a twinkle in the eye and a heart of gold underneath. Because the best grumpy old men are the ones who know they're being grumpy and embrace it with humour. After all, if you can't complain, what's the point?
Product Details
- Material: 50% Cotton/50% Polyester fleece for ultimate comfort
- Design: 'The Grumpy Old Man Club' vintage badge with blue and gold flourishes, 'Only Happy When Complaining' tagline - front chest print
- Style: Pullover hoodie with drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for long-lasting quality
- Fit: Unisex - comfortable, relaxed fit
- Available Sizes: S (34"-36"), M (38"-40"), L (42"-44"), XL (46"-48"), XXL (50"-52")
- Colour Options: Black, Blue, Charcoal, Green, Grey, Red, Sand, Yellow
- Weight: 271g - substantial warmth for grumpy old men who are always cold
- Perfect for: Grumpy old men, curmudgeons, and anyone who's only happy when complaining
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - because hand washing is just another thing to complain about
Size Guide - Unisex
| Size | Chest |
|---|---|
| Small | 34"-36" |
| Medium | 38"-40" |
| Large | 42"-44" |
| X-Large | 46"-48" |
| XX-Large | 50"-52" |
Wear your grumpiness with pride - because complaining is an art form, and you're a master!
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
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