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Battle of the Naughty Step Veteran T-Shirt - Kids
Regular price
£14.50
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Earned Their Stripes on the Naughty Step
For the cheeky little ones who've spent more time on the naughty step than they'd care to admit - this t-shirt is their badge of honour! Featuring bold white text reading 'BATTLE OF THE NAUGHTY STEP' with five gold stars and 'VETERAN' underneath, this hilarious tee celebrates the kids who've truly earned their veteran status in the ongoing battle of wills. If they've mastered the art of being cheeky, know exactly how long a timeout lasts, and have perfected the innocent face, this t-shirt is for them!
Why Kids (and Parents!) Love It
- Hilariously Honest: Celebrates the cheeky side of childhood with humour - because sometimes you just have to laugh!
- Five-Star Veteran Status: Gold stars show they've truly earned their stripes on the naughty step
- Soft 100% Cotton: Gentle on skin and comfortable enough for all-day wear (even during timeout!)
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that stands up to frequent washing and mischievous adventures
- Easy Care: Machine washable and practical - because parents of cheeky kids need easy solutions
- Unisex Design: Perfect for boys and girls who've mastered the art of being cheeky
- 9 Vibrant Colours: Available in Navy, Red, Royal Blue, Black, Charcoal, Forest Green, Fuchsia, Military Green, and Gold
Perfect For
This t-shirt is ideal for spirited children, cheeky kids with personality, little ones who keep parents on their toes, and children who've definitely spent quality time on the naughty step. Perfect for casual wear, family gatherings (where they'll probably show off their cheeky side!), birthday parties, weekend adventures, or simply as a fun t-shirt that makes everyone smile. Great for kids aged 3-12 who have a mischievous streak, strong personalities, and parents with a good sense of humour!
A Cheeky Gift
Know a child who's earned their veteran status on the naughty step? This t-shirt makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, or as a lighthearted present that acknowledges their spirited nature. It's perfect for cheeky nieces and nephews, grandchildren who keep grandparents entertained, friends' kids who are full of personality, or your own little rascal who makes life interesting! Also makes a great gift from teachers (with a wink!), childminders who've witnessed the battles, or as a fun way to celebrate a child's unique character. Parents will appreciate the humour, and kids will love wearing their veteran status with pride!
Celebrating Spirited Children
Let's be honest - the kids who end up on the naughty step are often the ones with the biggest personalities, the most creativity, and the strongest wills. They're testing boundaries, learning limits, and figuring out the world in their own unique way. This t-shirt celebrates that spirit with humour and affection. It's not about encouraging naughtiness - it's about acknowledging that spirited, strong-willed children often grow up to be confident, independent adults. And in the meantime, we might as well laugh about the naughty step battles! After all, every veteran has stories to tell.
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton - soft, breathable, and gentle on skin
- Design: White 'BATTLE OF THE NAUGHTY STEP' text with five gold stars and 'VETERAN' banner
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for durability
- Fit: Classic kids' fit with room to grow and play (and occasionally misbehave!)
- Available Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL (ages approximately 3-12 years)
- Colour Options: Navy, Red, Royal Blue, Black, Charcoal, Forest Green, Fuchsia, Military Green, Gold
- Perfect for: Cheeky kids, spirited children, and little ones with big personalities
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - because kids' clothes need to be practical!
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (inches) | Chest (cm) | Approx. Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| X-Small | 16" | 41cm | 3-4 years |
| Small | 17" | 43cm | 5-6 years |
| Medium | 18" | 46cm | 7-8 years |
| Large | 19" | 48cm | 9-10 years |
| X-Large | 20" | 51cm | 11-12 years |
Veteran status achieved - wear it with pride!
Regular price
£14.50
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Earned Their Stripes on the Naughty Step
For the cheeky little ones who've spent more time on the naughty step than they'd care to admit - this t-shirt is their badge of honour! Featuring bold white text reading 'BATTLE OF THE NAUGHTY STEP' with five gold stars and 'VETERAN' underneath, this hilarious tee celebrates the kids who've truly earned their veteran status in the ongoing battle of wills. If they've mastered the art of being cheeky, know exactly how long a timeout lasts, and have perfected the innocent face, this t-shirt is for them!
Why Kids (and Parents!) Love It
- Hilariously Honest: Celebrates the cheeky side of childhood with humour - because sometimes you just have to laugh!
- Five-Star Veteran Status: Gold stars show they've truly earned their stripes on the naughty step
- Soft 100% Cotton: Gentle on skin and comfortable enough for all-day wear (even during timeout!)
- Durable Heat-Pressed Print: Quality vinyl print that stands up to frequent washing and mischievous adventures
- Easy Care: Machine washable and practical - because parents of cheeky kids need easy solutions
- Unisex Design: Perfect for boys and girls who've mastered the art of being cheeky
- 9 Vibrant Colours: Available in Navy, Red, Royal Blue, Black, Charcoal, Forest Green, Fuchsia, Military Green, and Gold
Perfect For
This t-shirt is ideal for spirited children, cheeky kids with personality, little ones who keep parents on their toes, and children who've definitely spent quality time on the naughty step. Perfect for casual wear, family gatherings (where they'll probably show off their cheeky side!), birthday parties, weekend adventures, or simply as a fun t-shirt that makes everyone smile. Great for kids aged 3-12 who have a mischievous streak, strong personalities, and parents with a good sense of humour!
A Cheeky Gift
Know a child who's earned their veteran status on the naughty step? This t-shirt makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, or as a lighthearted present that acknowledges their spirited nature. It's perfect for cheeky nieces and nephews, grandchildren who keep grandparents entertained, friends' kids who are full of personality, or your own little rascal who makes life interesting! Also makes a great gift from teachers (with a wink!), childminders who've witnessed the battles, or as a fun way to celebrate a child's unique character. Parents will appreciate the humour, and kids will love wearing their veteran status with pride!
Celebrating Spirited Children
Let's be honest - the kids who end up on the naughty step are often the ones with the biggest personalities, the most creativity, and the strongest wills. They're testing boundaries, learning limits, and figuring out the world in their own unique way. This t-shirt celebrates that spirit with humour and affection. It's not about encouraging naughtiness - it's about acknowledging that spirited, strong-willed children often grow up to be confident, independent adults. And in the meantime, we might as well laugh about the naughty step battles! After all, every veteran has stories to tell.
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton - soft, breathable, and gentle on skin
- Design: White 'BATTLE OF THE NAUGHTY STEP' text with five gold stars and 'VETERAN' banner
- Printing Method: Heat-pressed vinyl for durability
- Fit: Classic kids' fit with room to grow and play (and occasionally misbehave!)
- Available Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL (ages approximately 3-12 years)
- Colour Options: Navy, Red, Royal Blue, Black, Charcoal, Forest Green, Fuchsia, Military Green, Gold
- Perfect for: Cheeky kids, spirited children, and little ones with big personalities
Care Instructions
- Wash at 30 degrees to keep colours vibrant
- Tumble dry occasionally (low heat recommended)
- Iron inside out to protect the print
- Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
- Machine washable - because kids' clothes need to be practical!
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (inches) | Chest (cm) | Approx. Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| X-Small | 16" | 41cm | 3-4 years |
| Small | 17" | 43cm | 5-6 years |
| Medium | 18" | 46cm | 7-8 years |
| Large | 19" | 48cm | 9-10 years |
| X-Large | 20" | 51cm | 11-12 years |
Veteran status achieved - wear it with pride!
Frequently asked questions (that we know you're thinking)
"How long with it take to arrive?"
Ah, the age-old question. Our products aren’t mass-produced by robots in a warehouse the size of Wales. Nope — they’re lovingly crafted by real humans (with real caffeine addictions) in our Forest of Dean studio. That means:
Usually 3–5 working days to make your masterpiece. If it’s personalised, bespoke, or just plain fancy, it might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted.
Once it’s made, it’s handed over to the postal pixies. UK delivery typically takes 2–3 days. International delivery will take a bit longer (because oceans exist).
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While our website currently only supports UK shipping, we do welcome international orders! 🌎✨
Due to the complexities of overseas shipping and sales tax, we’re handling international orders manually for now. If you're outside the UK and would like to place an order, simply Contact Us and we’ll be happy to assist you directly.
We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring international shipping online in the New Year — so stay tuned!
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